Movie Review: Priest (3D) (2011) September 1, 2011Posted by pacejmiller in Movie Reviews, Reviews.
Tags: Cam Gigandet, Edward Cullen, Karl Urban, Legion, Maggie Q, Paul Bettany, Priest, Priest 2011, Priest film, Priest review, Scott Stewart
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In the space of a few months, Priest went from one of my most anticipated movies of the year to just another film at the cinema. Happens when the film’s release is delayed by three and a half months in Australia and the reviews are ‘unkind’ at best.
Nonetheless, I tried to keep an open mind about this film loosely based on a Korean comic of the same name, about an alternate world where priests are kick-ass vampire killers in an eternal human-vampire holy war. The initial teaser trailers I saw over a year ago looked extremely promising — pure horror action, a stylish visual feast and one of my favourite actors, Paul Bettany.
But unfortunately, the critics that saw the film before me were right. Priest just didn’t have it. Nice to look at, sure, but it’s the perfect example of a failed comic book adaptation. A great premise bogged down by a contrived plot, boring characters, poor dialogue and an unnecessary seriousness. At just 87 minutes, Priest felt overlong, but at the same time strangely incomplete. The result is an aesthetically pleasing, slick, occasionally frightening/exciting film that is ultimately forgettable and never comes close to living up to its potential.
Bettany did the best he could here, and is clearly the bright spot in an otherwise weak line up. Karl Urban, Maggie Q and Cam Gigandet were all merely serviceable co-stars and uninteresting characters.
If there is something the film did do right, it’s the freakish vampires, who looked more like the mutated beasts from Resident Evil than Edward Cullen. Not surprising, considering director Scott Stewart started his career in visual effects and previously directed Bettany in another supernatural action/horror, Legion, which involved angels and demons and has a similar feel. The creatures in that film were pretty scary too. Sadly, neither film was particularly good. On the whole, Priest is probably better than Legion, but I personally thought the best parts of Legion were far better than the best parts of Priest.
I’d say Priest deserves some consideration as a DVD rental, especially when put up against straight-to-DVD films on the shelves, but in all honesty it could have and should have been so much more.
2 stars out of 5
PS: Shockingly, Priest has been released exclusively on 3D over here (at least from what I can gather). Needless to say, as a post-production conversion, it was no more than another pointless money grabbing exercise.
Movie Review: Cowboys and Aliens (2011) August 27, 2011Posted by pacejmiller in Movie Reviews, Reviews.
Tags: Clancy Brown, cowboys aliens, Cowboys and Aliens, Cowboys and Aliens 2011, Cowboys and Aliens review, Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Jon Favreau, Olivia Wilde, Sam Rockwell, Steven Spielberg
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James Bond (Daniel Craig) and Han Solo/Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) in a western fused with nasty aliens, directed by John Favreau (Iron Man), with producers Ron Howard and Brian Grazer and executive producer Steven Spielberg. In terms of expectations, they don’t get much higher than Cowboys and Aliens (adapted from the graphic novel of the same name), which could explain the lukewarm reception the film has received thus far.
But was it really that bad? No. I actually thought it was okay. Big stars, freaky monsters, large-scale battle scenes and some well-executed action sequences. But given what this film could have been, Cowboys and Aliens was ultimately somewhat of a disappointment.
The story is relatively simple — Daniel Craig wakes up in the middle of the desert with an alien bracelet on his wrist and no recollection of who he is or where he has been. Stuff happens, and along with Ford, Olivia Wilde, Sam Rockwell and Clancy Brown (everybody’s favourite prison guard from Shawshank), he goes on a mission to rescue some humans while trying to piece together his shattered memory.
All the requisite elements for an engaging motion picture are there. Craig is excellent as the kick-ass, “don’t mess with me” protagonist, while the supporting roles are adequately filled by legend Ford and rising star Wilde. The film has that dusty, gritty western feel, along with old fashioned bravado and gun fights — plus the strangeness and unknown feel you get from alien invasion films. The special affects are fine by current standards. The story is formulaic enough for a typical summer blockbuster but not to the extent that it becomes a distraction. The character development and subplot boxes are also ticked.
And yet Cowboys and Aliens feels like an empty blockbuster — all style, (to be fair) a little substance, but no soul. If I had to pinpoint what went wrong, I would probably say that the biggest problem lies with the aliens, who are menacing but that’s about it. They’re just there to kill and be killed, monsters with no personality whatsoever, and as a result don’t invoke genuine suspense.
Another problem is that everybody in the film seems to play their roles too straight — there are some elements of humour but for the most part it’s all about being cool. There’s nothing wrong with that per se, though I feel with such a potentially fun premise they should have had more fun with it than they did.
(And I’m not sure if it was just the cinema I attended, but many of the night scenes in the film came across as incredibly dark, to the point where it became irritating.)
Having said all that, Cowboys and Aliens is better than a lot of the criticism suggests. I was never disengaged during the 118-minute running time, and I almost wished they could have dedicated more time to certain plot points (especially those involving Ford). As far as action blockbusters go, it’s certainly a lot better than say Transformers 3, but given the crew involved I should never have even considered comparing the two films.
3.25 stars out of 5
Brodburger: Freaking Delicious Burgers! August 24, 2011Posted by pacejmiller in Canberra, Food, Reviews, Travel.
Tags: Aioli, Australia, best burgers, Brodburger, burger, Canberra, chicken burger, cooking, hamburger, Lake Burley Griffin, tasty burgers
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I like my burgers, and few places make burgers like Brodburger in Canberra. I was sceptical at first, considering that Brodburger is served out of a dodgy looking ‘food caravan’ in the parking lot of Bowen Park.
But we were on a high after Questacon and in need of a good feed, so we drove down by Bowen Park in search of the conspicuous red caravan. And there it was, right at the edge of the parking lot, a perfect spot for nearby workers who want to enjoy a burger down on the grass overlooking Lake Burley Griffin.
It was 11:45am and Brodburger doesn’t open until 12 noon, but there was already a line of about 10 to 15 people, some regulars, others tourists, and all with a ravenous hunger plastered on their faces. The clock ticked over to 12, and the line increased to about two dozen, and yet the owner of the van was nowhere to be seen. At around 12:10, stomachs started grumbling and patient customers were wondering whether the delicious burger would elude them on this sunny day.
At 12:15, some rumblings could be heard behind the van, but less astute customers hadn’t noticed. Fortunately for us, a group of about five decided it wasn’t worth the wait and departed, moving us up the queue just in time for the van to open up.
On this day, Brodburger was run by two friendly, carefree dudes — one serves and the other cooks. Their menu is displayed outside on a wooden board, and contains an assortment of burgers, including beef, chicken, fish and vegetarian, as well as fries. The prices are reasonable and bottles of water are given for free (if you ask nicely).
After a short wait we reached the front of the queue and went with the classic Brodburger (according to the website: A grade gourmet beef patty, flame grilled. Fresh lettuce, tomatoes, and Spanish onions. Includes homemade aioli and tomato relish) and a BrodChicken Burger (Succulent chicken breast in a secret marinate, flame grilled. Topped with bacon, avocado, fresh lettuce, tomatoes and Spanish onions. Includes homemade chilli aioli). A lot of people went with the Brodburger Deluxe (which contains an extra patty, egg and bacon), but it looked like a coronary waiting to happen, so we passed.
The great thing about Brodburger is that their burgers are made fresh to order, but because of a shortage of facilities and staff, you almost certainly have to endure an agonising wait before you can devour your burger. There weren’t that many people before us, but some of them ordered entire boxes of burgers and fries to take back to the office, and consequently we ended up waiting a further 30 minutes or so before our two burgers were ready. And trust me, when you’re already starving, waiting for 30 minutes while surrounded by tempting burger fumes borders on torture.
Eventually, the burgers were ready, nice and hot in our little hands, and we took them down like prized jewels to a cozy spot by the lake. A few birds looked like they were eager to be friends, but I barked at them for the safety of the burgers.
So how was it? You know I don’t like to exaggerate, but the burgers at Brodburger must be amongst the best I have ever tasted. The buns are so soft and fluffy, and the meat is fresh, juicy and full of flavour. The lettuce and tomato balance out the saltiness perfectly, but it is the generous amounts of the insanely delicious, tangy tomato relish and home-made aioli that elevated the burgers to a whole new level. The Brodburger featured the green chive aioli and the BrodChicken featured the pink chilli aioli — both were to die for.
Bloody hell, just writing this post is making me super hungry. I’m going to get some food.
10 out of 10!
Address: Bowen Park Carpark, Bowen Drive/Wentworth Av, Barton ACT
Tuesday: Dinner: 5:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Wednesday: Lunch: 12:00 pm – 2:00 pm; Dinner: 5:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Thursday: Lunch: 12:00 pm – 2:00 pm; Dinner: 5:30 pm – 12:00 am
Friday: Lunch: 12:00 pm – 2:00 pm; Dinner: 5:30 pm – 12:00 am
Saturday: Lunch: 12:00 pm – 2:00 pm; Dinner: 5:30 pm – 12:00 am
Sunday: Lunch: 12:00 pm – 3:00 pm
PS: Apparently the Brodburger van is not situated in a legally approved location and the council has been trying to get them to move, but petitions from customers have managed to keep them there, for now.
Classic Movie Review: A Time to Kill (1996) August 18, 2011Posted by pacejmiller in Movie Reviews, Reviews.
Tags: A Time to Kill, A Time to Kill 1996, A Time to Kill film, A Time to Kill movie, John Grisham, Kevin Spacey, Kiefer Sutherland, Lincoln Lawyer, Matthew McConaughey, Samuel L Jackson, Sandra Bullock
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After reading the book of the same name by John Grisham (my review here), several people have recommended that I watch the film adaptation of A Time to Kill, directed by Joel Schumacher and starring Matthew McConaughey (in his breakout role). It’s one of those films that I really wanted to, but for whatever reason never saw when it was first released in 1996.
For those who don’t know the background, it’s Grisham’s first book but the fourth of his adaptations (behind The Firm, The Pelican Brief and The Client). It stars McConaughey as a young hotshot lawyer, Jake Brigance, who is tasked with defending a black father who took the law into his own hands after two white drunks raped his little girl. Due to the racial politics of the time and place (very important to remember when watching), Brigance not only has to fight a seemingly unwinnable case, but also has to deal with the dangers of representing a black man in a racist community.
I quite liked the book, but didn’t think it was anything special. For me, the film version was a rare improvement on the book that addressed some of the things I felt the book could have done better.
For starters, Brigance is a much more likeable character in the film than the book, where he was more egocentric, obnoxious, and cared far too much about publicity. In the film they really toned it down and made him more of a ‘hero’, which works well because the audience really needed to connect with him.
The second big alteration is that Ellen Roark, the brilliant college student played by Sandra Bullock, is given a much bigger role in the film than the book. In the book, Roark doesn’t appear until halfway through, but in the film she’s there almost right from the beginning. In fact, Bullock received top billing even though she was a secondary character — most probably because she was coming of the phenomenal success of Speed and The Net and was a huge cash cow at the time. Nevertheless, I liked Roark’s expanded role because I always felt she was one of the more interesting characters in the book.
Plenty of scenes, characters and subplots were condensed or removed in the film version, which I personally thought was welcoming because they clogged up the central narrative and slowed the pace. When I read the book I always felt there was something not quite right in the structure and the development of the plot, as though Grisham couldn’t figure out what was important to the story and what wasn’t. In the film, they were able to adjust the equilibrium to create a smoother, less stilted delivery. For instance, I was glad to see the actual trial commence relatively early, unlike the book, which waited until the final 100 pages or so. The final climax, in particular, was reformulated to make it more about Brigance’s ability than luck, which made for much better cinema.
The most pleasant surprise for me was the number of stars or would-be stars in this film and outstanding performances they delivered. Of course, McConaughey went on to be a big star after this film, and even though I’ve paid him out ever since Contact (‘By doing this, you’re willing to give your life, you’re willing to die for it. Whyyyyyyy?!!’), I must admit he was excellent here as Brigance. It also made his solid performance in the more recent Lincoln Lawyer easier to comprehend.
I already mentioned Sandra Bullock as the top-billed star of the film, and she was probably at the height of her stardom at the time (some may say she was ‘bigger’ when she won the Oscar, but I disagree), just before Speed 2: Cruise Control knocked her down a few notches.
Of course, there was also Samuel L Jackson, one of my favourite actors in one of the best performances of his career as the father, Carl Lee Hailey (I’d still say Pulp Fiction was his greatest achievement, but others might say Snakes on a Plane or Deep Blue Sea or perhaps The Search for One-eye Jimmy). In 1996, Jackson was coming off a string of less than impressive films (with the exception of Die Hard with a Vengeance) and this film helped boost him back up to where he belonged, as he would then go on to appear in a number of blockbusters/hits over the next couple of years, such as Jackie Brown, Sphere, The Negotiator and Out of Sight.
The list of goes on. There’s Kevin Spacey as the snooty DA, Rufus Buckley, who was, as usual, marvellous, and one of the highlights of the film. He brought out the essence of Buckley without overdoing it, making him less of a caricature than he was in the novel. Remember, in 1996 Spacey was coming off his masterful performances in Seven and The Usual Suspects, and would go on to appear in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, LA Confidential and The Negotiator, right before his career defining performance in American Beauty in 1999 (personally, Verbal Kint is still my favourite).
What about the always-good-to-have-around Oliver Platt, who plays Brigance’s best buddy Harry Rex, or Donald Sutherland, who plays Brigance’s mentor Lucien Wilbanks? What about veteran actor Chris Cooper as poor officer Dwayne Looney, before he rose to prominence in films like American Beauty, The Bourne Identity and Adaptation? Or Ashley Judd as wife Carly, at the start of her strong career, before she broke out in films such as Kiss the Girls, Double Jeopardy and Eye of the Beholder? Heck, there was even Mr Jack Bauer himself, Kiefer Sutherland, as a KKK redneck, before he became the butt-kicking CTU agent in 24. I knew the film starred McConaughey, Bullock and Jackson, but it was a pleasant surprise to see just how much star power this film had.
In all, I enjoyed A Time to Kill (the film) a lot more than I thought I would. Yes, it is a little self-righteous, melodramatic and contrived at times, but for the most part it was still an entertaining, thrilling, though-provoking courtroom drama that was boosted by its awesome star power.
4 out of 5 stars