The Trouble With Being An Ex-Lawyer April 26, 2010Posted by pacejmiller in Novel, On Writing, Study.
Tags: Arrested Development, Aspiring Writer, Bob Loblaw, ex-lawyer, free legal advice, Jack Bauer, Law, lawyer, legal, Writing
I thought I had left my legal career behind for good, but apparently not so.
The trouble with people knowing that you once practised law is that they think you love giving legal advice and drafting legal documents for free in your spare time. Not that I mind helping people — it’s just that I don’t feel like doing anything related to law anymore…why else would I have retreated from the profession like a frightened turtle?
But alas, I am still technically qualified to dish out legal advice until the end of this financial year. Accordingly, I’ve been spending a lot of time lately reviewing contracts and drafting letters as favours for friends and family friends. And the thing is, some people tend to think that if you are a lawyer, you know everything about the law. Not the case. Even when I was practising I seldom had any idea what I was doing right off the bat. There’s almost always a lot of research and reading involved, and when all else fails, ask the firm expert, of which there is always one (why do you think lawyers cost so damn much to hire?)
There are also a couple of other complications. First, when you do stuff for a friend (and especially a family friend), the stakes are a lot higher. You can’t afford to stuff up, and the consequences of stuffing up are far worse (from a mental and emotional standpoint) than when they happen at work. You can always look for a new job, but how can you look your parents in the eyes when you have fucked up the lives of their friends? Second (and this is related), you don’t have a boss/supervisor to review your work and fix it up. Whatever you do, that’s it.
So it’s strange but it’s true — I am far more careful and meticulous when doing legal stuff for people who don’t pay me. And I take a hell of a lot longer.
I really should be working on my numerous assessments, and if not, my other writing projects (ie two novels). And if not that, I should be doing other things to get my writing out there, such as entering competitions and sending works to publications to get credits under my belt. But unfortunately, I’m still haunted by the career I tried to leave behind.
As Jack Bauer would say, “Dammit!”